Brilliant Adventure…Not
I’m sure the iPhone users out there understand the need to get anything Bowie-related on to their phone…particularly stuff you can’t get elsewhere, like iPhone specific applications.
I search regularly for such things, so imagine my excitement when I noticed an application back in May called Triff Of The Davids.
Despite my headline, it’s not actually a WC based programme. No. What I mean is that the application itself is a load of old toilet, to use the vernacular.
Here’s a grab of a typical screen…
If you laughed at that, you should be ashamed of yourself.
They’ve even used a pap shot…though at least this gives me the opportunity to inform you that David is wearing Aquascutum in this particular picture…something I meant to tell you at the time.
Back to the app…things this bad are usually free on the iPhone, but this isn’t even worth the forty nine pence it will set you back…please take my word for it…it’s not even worth the time to check out how bad it is.
With this ‘news’ item and the time I spent ‘playing’ the thing, that’s an hour of my life I will never get back.
Finally, the catchline above reads: “Adventure games aren’t just for nerds. They are for Bowie fans too.” That may or may not be true, but it’s got absolutely nothing to do with this!