Alien Sighting At Carnegie Hall

Look mum, no mushrooms

A confused Tony Visconti couldn’t believe his eyes when he developed his film, but lo and behold it was true – aliens had infiltrated the posh Carnegie Hall crowd on Monday night! Carnegie Hall officers insist the allegations are fabricated, and refuse to even consider whether there is, was, or ever will be life on Mars. Go here or there to examine more photographic evidence (both earthling and extraterrestrial).