David And Iman Demand A Shrubbery


“Is, uh,… Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know
whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?”

‘Til the sun drips blood on the knights who say “Ni!”…

Iman attended the opening of the Monty Python musical Spamalot at the Shubert Theatre in New York City last night. She was followed around by British glam rock star husband, David Bowie, who apparently made a horse clip-clop noise with two half coconut shells every time she got up to walk around a bit.

The pair were spotted giggling throughout the production, and were even said to have participated in some loud guffawing and a few bursts of tittering. David also used the opportunity to partake of a solo chortle.

She looked lovely in specially designed supermodel clobber and he wore high heels, suspendies and a bra. …OK too silly…stop that now.

If you want to read something sensible about the evening go here and here and check out the official Spamalot website here.