Join Gad On The High Seas…if You're A Lady

That rock ‘n’ roll lady takes a cruise-ship ride…

Gail Ann Dorsey has been in touch with exciting details of her next gig, but don’t bother reading on if you’re a chap… It’ll only make you envious. Over to you Gail.

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?ALL ABOARD!? GAD SAILS THE HIGH SEAS? ON A SHIP!
OLIVIA CRUISES
GRAND CARIBBEAN CRUISE
APRIL 15th ? 22nd, 2006

Officially put winter behind and feed your spring fever (and fantasies!) on a Lesbian Love Boat extravaganza to the Caribbean with Gail Ann Dorsey!

In spite of a severe case of thalassophobia (a fear of the ocean), Gail will be packing her guitar and seasick pills, and joining all those lovely lesbians aboard Holland America?s MS Zuiderdam luxury ocean liner for a hydrophobic adventure on the high seas!

GAD will perform two solo acoustic sets onboard the Olivia Cruises Grand Caribbean Cruise that leaves Ft. Lauderdale, Florida on April 15th, making stops at Grand Turk & Caicos, San Juan, Puerto Rico, Philipsburg, St. Maarten, and the magnificent island of Half Moon Cay, Bahamas before returning to Ft. Lauderdale on April 22nd.

Also enjoy performances and appearances by a variety of top female musicians, singer-songwriters, and comedians, including some of Gail?s all-time favourite entertainers, Oscar-winner Whoopi Goldeberg, and the greatest female tennis player of all-time, Martina Navratilova!

Sunny beaches, invigorating spas, and top-notch dining and entertainment await YOU! Cabins are still available, so don?t delay! Go to www.olivia.com/cruises right away and treat yourself to that fabulous cruise you and your girlfriend(s) have always wanted to take… if you?re lucky enough to be a woman, that is!

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Well, I would go, but I’m scared of water. Have fun ladies, not that you need the likes of me to tell you that!